Saturday, September 20, 2008
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEI YI!
ya thanks a lot!
especially for all the spastic photos and
letting me bully you!
yup, you are 21 this year.
that is seriously old
and i hope you will grow to be a man!
really, speed up the process!
you are very slow to learn from others!!!
haha!
i just went to a website on HOW TO BE A MAN
and i willing copy and paste
the steps to be one
- Know thyself - hmm, you are lim wei yi from singapore and is a christian, you like dark chocs and you sometimes make bad decisions... dots!
- Develop yourself - do 10000000 push ups day!
- Seek responsibility and take responsibility for your actions - don't play catching with the kids one day and say you did not!
- Be a good man - ladies first!
- Make real decisions -yup! don't say i am gonna eat chicken rice, but eat nasi lemak, but you are forgiven if you cannot tell the diffenrence between the two!
- Be willing to fail - don't cry!
- Be confident - ya! sit up straight
- Face your fears - what is your fears
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those were not bad advises!
but i did saw even better ( or stupid) advises!
relax and have a laugh:
How to Be a Manly Man:
1. 100 pushups. In a row. While chugging beer.
2. Laugh at other 'men' who enjoy romantic comedies.
3. You must have enough chest hair to stuff pillows.
4. Write a web application in machine language.
5. Put your children first. Until they get in the way of your principles. Then put the little buggers up for adoption.
6. Be confident. It worked for the president when he invaded Iraq.
7. Make real decisions decisively. It worked for the president when he invaded Iraq.
8. Die well. Don't make huge gasping sounds when you go, that'll just make you look wimpy. Instead, why not place a broadsword across your chest?
9. Write essays with empty platitudes about how to be a manly man
1. 100 pushups. In a row. While chugging beer.
2. Laugh at other 'men' who enjoy romantic comedies.
3. You must have enough chest hair to stuff pillows.
4. Write a web application in machine language.
5. Put your children first. Until they get in the way of your principles. Then put the little buggers up for adoption.
6. Be confident. It worked for the president when he invaded Iraq.
7. Make real decisions decisively. It worked for the president when he invaded Iraq.
8. Die well. Don't make huge gasping sounds when you go, that'll just make you look wimpy. Instead, why not place a broadsword across your chest?
9. Write essays with empty platitudes about how to be a manly man
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is that funny or insulting?
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LOL!
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i have one more birthday present or words for you!
i went to the BIRTHVERSE website
i typed your birthday and you verse is:
Luke 9:20 NIV
“But what about you?” he asked. “Who do you say I am?”
Peter answered, “The Christ of God.”
You are a child of God, His treasured possession.
You are a child of God, His treasured possession.
He created you in His own image.
He chose the day for you to be born.
He has a plan and a purpose for your life.
Cherish your birthverse.
BIRTHVERSE consists of 366 verses chosen from the 66 books of the Bible.
BIRTHVERSE consists of 366 verses chosen from the 66 books of the Bible.
Each verse correlates the chapter and verse with its month and day.
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haha! notice the luke 9: 20?
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haha, be nice to me on my birthday!
i expect something!
haha....
HAVE A GREAT BIRTHDAY!
lydia.
date: 28March, 10.39pm
drinking: liangteh.
eating: nth.
mood: ARGH!.
listening: tv outside
reading: nth.
random: sec 3, term 2 week 2 day 1.